"Your Friend"

An open letter to those that distribute drivel

I recently received this from my mother of all people. Thought I’d share.

Dear Friends

As we move closer to the end of another year I wanted to thank you for all the e-mails you have forwarded to me over the past year.

I must send a big thank you to whoever sent me the one about rat s*** in the glue on envelopes, because I now have to use a wet sponge with every envelope that needs sealing.

Also, I now have to wipe the top of every can I open for the same reason.

I no longer ...

Geek funnies...

... ipv6...

You’ve probably seen it, but still I found it funny.

Friend of mine has been playing with IPv6, and was complaining that the first p0rn site he visited on ipv6 (god, he’s so cliché), had no porn.

So I did a quick lookup:

;; ANSWER SECTION:
www.ipv6porn.com.       86053   IN      AAAA    2001:4978::b00:b1e5

The appropriate bit was highlighted.

Trouble is, only the geeks will ever see this humour.