You sir, are are a retard.

Asshat developers and protocols

So bossman asked me a few weeks/months (they tend to blurr together for me), about setting up inbound SMS to the (not-public-yet) helpdesk, so that clients can SMS us with problems since, when connectivity is down, it’s usually the last thing they have left before they call…

Fine I say. Now considering the front end servers are nowhere fucking near the backend servers… as in there’s about 2000km between the 2 sides (think dynamic multipoint vpns), I’ve got to get the messages from one side of the network to the other. Ok. So I’ll just ...