"Please tell me you're joking!"

For gods sake get off the road

With my upcoming move to Mallorca, I decided to finish off learning to driving properly and for the past month and a half I’ve spent an inordinate amount of money doing so.

I would have posted this yesterday had I not collapsed after much drinking and curry with the parentals.

So yes… Well I passed my practical test yesterday so am now licensed to run people over drive on the road.