The...

Genius.

You bastards...

My webhosting bill came today.

It was supplied with vaseline.

You bastards.

What sys admins do...

… while watching servers die at stupid o’clock in the morning:

Norty! But fucking hilarious!

For those not in the know, BackOrifice is a trojan application. It allows people to control your system from accross the internet.

Owwww...

Well, while cutting some cables with a paticularly sharp implement, this happened. Here’s another angle and another and another and another .

On my way to A&E… more later

Thanks

… I think…

Oh for fucks sake...

Okay, so this week has been especially shitty.

Several factors, that I’m not going to get into…

Suffice to say it’s getting shittier… I feel like live i’ve been dragged through a hedge backwards… Maybe I’m destined to feel like for the rest of my days… If this is the case, then I’m gunna start smoking again… Might as well feel shit properly…

Todays stupidity at it's peak...

[http://news.zdnet.co.uk/internet/security/0,39020375,39148215,00.htm|Here’s an example] of how NOT to handle a DoS attack.

For those of you not in the know, a DoS (Denial of Service) attack is, crudely, where you flood someone’s connection or service with meaningless data or random requests respectivly, effectivly, denying access to the service, either because the network cannot withstand the amount of traffic being sent accross it, or because the service can’t handle that many requests and starts queueing them up or just wibbles and dies in wierd and creative reasons ...

I've had enough.

That’s it. I’ve had enough. I’m now blocking email from IncrediMail users. But don’t worry, if you send me an email and your an IncrediMail user, you’ll get a nice response back in PLAIN TEXT telling you why your message was not delivered.

Why do this?

For the incredimail user

Do us all a favour you pansy assed fucktards… Go find out how to use a computer properly.

Chest infections suck... or blow...

I’m in agony…. My chest wants to implode. It hurts.

Incidentally, di.fm classical streams rawk!

*giggle*

I like they way that Phelp’s opening statement is just blown away entirely by Rev. Rankin’s.

giggle