Oh dear... What have we here?!

Hmmm… It’s been a while since I looked at my site stats… Considering it’s meaningless really, I do however look to see what keyword referrals i get and what pages are broken… etc…

HOWEVER, there was one line in the 404 error logs that caught my eye… It appears that some fool/idiot/tart/<insert list of derogatory words here> has been trying to get at the source code for the site… By changing the file extension to ".phps" no less… Been there, done that, and mate… It doesn’t fucking work… Sorry… I’ve been developing applications ...

An alternate National Anthem (Billy Connoly stylee)

*Sung to the tune of BBC Radio 4’s "The Archers"...
Dum de dum de dum de dum,
Dum de dum de dah dah,
Dum de dum de dum de dum,
Dum de diddle de dum.

Hehehehe the man’s a fucking genius!

Love gained, Love Lost...

Well I’ve done it again, put my fucking foot in it… I should really find a new place to keep putting my size 12s… it getting to be a pain in the arse how much I fuck up.

[lee] came over this week (wednesday) because, someone decided t would be a good idea to render the house without water while it was renovated with people still living in it… Way to go George! So, anyway, [lee] came over and stayed at mine… only on thursday night, he was slightly bouncy, having been on a shopping high in Newcastle… Long ...

Shiny newness, bouncing boyfriends and Colin Baker...

Well first off I must send congrats to the WinAmp crew… WinAmp3 beta 3 is damn good… it even plays my Shitty MPEG Layer 1 files… And keeps my streams solid better than WinAmp 2.8.

[lee] is bouncing again… I don’t know how I’m going to peel him off the walls this time… It appears that Colin Baker (one of the Doctors from that classic BBC series Dr Who) was at Workington today. Oh dear…

Now he’s bouncing the place showing off his autograph of Colin Baker… I dread the think what’ll happen when he ...

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Thanks to [benc] & /. I’ve found the perfect suppliers for my soon to be launching near a continent near you, world takeover. See here for more info.

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We world is mine

Oh yes!

So mine

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