I found this quite funny... hehehehe

God said, “Go down into that valley.” And Adam said, “What’s a valley?” and God explained it to him.

Then God said, “Cross the river” And Adam said “What’s a river?” and God explained it to him.

And then God said, “Go over the hill.” And Adam said, “What’s a hill?” and God explained it to him.

Then he told Adam, “On the other side of the hill, you will find a cave,” and Adam said, “what’s a cave?” And God explained that to him.

“In the cave you will find a woman.” And Adam said ...